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The leader of the opposition demands to know why more virgins weren't sacrificed sooner. Sunset deniers still doubt the effectiveness of virgin sacrifice despite government sunrise statistics

Prime minister admits that more virgins may need to be sacrificed in order to ensure the sun's rebirth tomorrow. This comes in the wake of reports that the sun is setting for yet another night.

So that's 80 MPs out of 650 who aren't authoritarian bootlicking weasels then. Genuinely surprised the number was that high.

Boris Johnson, the man who considered himself a Churchill, but ended up being a Hitler. So much for that legacy...

STAY HOME. STAY AFRAID. SUPPORT BIG BUSINESS!

Gee Brain, don't you think giving a cash incentive for finding more positive test results is going to result in more positive test results being reported?

Quiet Pinky!